SCENARIO:  >>Trying to find suitable car ride music to mom's liking, since it is her birthday. <<

​

Adam: "What kind of music would you like to listen to, Lady?"

Mom: "Oh, just whatever you want. I'm not picky. I don't have a preference."

Adam: "OK. Well, I was gonna put on some angry, heavy metal followed by some racial, derogatory rap."

Mom: "Sounds good! Put it on."

Adam: "K. Hope you like the "F" word."

Mom: "Yeah."

 

(They share such a special relationship.)

Author's note*: I better not receive ONE email about this from people who clearly don't realize that they aren't serious.